Every time I am at the airport I am amazed that thieves don’t come to baggage claim and steal suitcases. There is no security… anyone can just walk in there and just grab a suitcase. Mr. Thief could just stroll in off the street, grab the medium-sized black suitcase that everyone and their sister’s cousin has, hightail it out of there and pray that no one notices until all the suitcases are gone. Mrs. Missing Suitcase will then blame the airline, who will not be able to find the suitcase and then, eventually after a lot of hassle and nagging, will issue a refund for the missing suitcase. By the time all this is said and done, Mr. Thief will be back at his studio apartment trying on all Mrs. Missing Suitcases bras and wondering what he is going to do with size XXL vacation wear. Hey, so maybe this suitcase grab was a bust, but Mr. Thief can return to baggage claim and try, try again. Winners never quit, Mr. Thief.
You’d be in luck if you happened to grab my suitcase. I don’t know about you guys, but I always take my best clothes on vacation with me. And if you are reading this and happen to be a thief, my suitcase is NOT the large red one with a red ribbon tied to the handle so I can recognize it. Seriously… it’s not that one.